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THOSE MUPPETS AT THE BBC, WHAT DO THEY THINK THEY ARE PLAYING AT? DON’T THEY KNOW HOW TO PUT A PROGRAMME TOGETHER?

I WATCH MOTD TO SEE EDITED HIGHLIGHTS OF A GAME AND FIND OUT WHO WON, LOST OR GOT SENT OFF. AND THAT’S WHAT I GET, EXCEPT, AFTER THE HIGHLIGHTS, THEY THEN INTERVIEW THE MANAGERS WHO USUALLY DESCRIBE WHAT WE HAVE JUST SEEN!

“WE SCORED LATE ON.” ONE MIGHT SAY. YES WE BLOODY KNOW THAT, IT IS THE ONE REASON WHY WE WATCH THIS PROGRAMME, TO FIND OUT WHO SCORED AND WHEN! WHY DON’T YOU TELL US SOMETHING WE DON’T KNOW?

SOMETIMES THEY INTERVIEW A PLAYER WHO IS HIGHLY PAID FOR PLAYING FOOTBALL AND NOT FOR GIVING INTERVIEWS. WATCHING THEM DRIBBLE IN THIS CONTEXT IS NOT AS ENTERTAINING.

WHY DOES THE BBC WASTE MY TIME WITH THESE STUPID INTERVIEWS? AAH.. IT ALL BECOMES CLEAR. WHAT ARE THOSE BOARDS BEHIND THE INTERVIEWEES? THEY’RE PLASTERED WITH LOTS OF LOGO’S FROM RICH AND POWERFUL COMPANIES. I GET IT, THE BBC ISN’T SUPPOSED TO ADVERTISE SO IT KEEPS THE SPONSORS SWEET BY STICKING THESE BOARDS BEHIND THE DINGBATS BEING INTERVIEWED.

SO IT’S NOT ABOUT INTERVIEWS AT ALL, IT’S ABOUT KEEPING A LOGO ON SCREEN FOR AT LEAST ONE MINUTE. AND WE’RE TOO STUPID TO NOTICE. DARN IT, THAT BBC IS TOO CLEVER FOR ME!

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